The question for you, loyal readers, is this: could you eat 450 hot dogs in a month to win $1,500?

This guy did:

"Why yes, I do believe I can eat 450 hot dogs in a month. My secret? Ginger power!"

I have to admit that I myself enjoy a hot dog from time to time, but I’d have to get paid a hell of a lot more than $1,500 to eat 450 hot dogs in 30 days. That’s an average of 15 hot dogs every day. For 30 consecutive days. That’s a lot of freaking hot dogs.

While the rest of you assholes were wearing short trousers as I was at the track betting on horses with money I’d steal from my dad’s wallet whenever the fat bastard passed out drunk on the couch (every night).

I’m what people like to call a degenerate gambler. I like to think the degenerate part is debatable but I do like to gamble. I also like to drink heavily. Often while gambling.

I refuse to acknowledge the term “good bankroll management”. Talk to me about bankroll management and all I hear is the teacher from Peanuts going “Waaah waaah waaaaaahhhhh waaaah wahhhh.”

I’ve lost more money in a single night of gambling than most of you assholes make in an entire year. Won more, too. If I stuck to poker and betting on football I’d be a very rich man. Instead I have this hot and cold relationship with a bitch whore named blackjack that I can’t quite kick.

EuroPoker asked me to blog here because I’m apparently what they call a “high roller”. That’s fancy-talk for “stupid asshole who lost $20K last month playing blackjack at CasinoRoom“.

I look at that last sentence and don’t even know how it’s possible. I mean, here I am dumping stupid amounts of money playing blackjack and some German guy named “makintosh_x” won $15,094 in one spin at Super Lucky Frog? Super Lucky Frog? Are you fucking kidding me?

Apparently they think I have a “unique perspective” to offer to their blog readers, as I play a lot of poker at EuroPoker as well. This is true. If it weren’t for all you donks falling all over yourself handing me money at the PLO tables I might have to get a real job or something.

We’ll see how this “blogging” thing goes. Hopefully I won’t go on Super Lucky Frog tilt too hard and completely blow my bankroll, never to be heard from again. Until then, keep jamming those aces with no redraws on a 9h 10h Jh flop and I’ll keep pocketing more of your sweet, sweet PLO mobneys.

- Charlie